Published on Sunday, November 18, 2007 by Katherine Not the worst, but just more proof that my life revolves around embarrassment.  This one wasn't even my fault! Last night we were waiting for our food at Five Guys Burgers and Fries.  They called out, "24!" and mom said, "That's it!  That's our order!  Michael, help your mother get the food!"  So I go up there and say, "We are number 24."  I should have thoug...

Published on Sunday, November 18, 2007 by Katherine Have you ever enjoyed a candy that was better slightly stale?  That is just how my best friend enjoyed her Peeps.  You know, those insanely sweet yellow marshmallow chicks you get at Easter?  Each year she would slash the top of the package and place her Peeps in a place that would guarantee lots of air exposure to those sugary crunchy marshmallow treats. While ...

Published on Saturday, November 17, 2007 by Katherine My son goes to a school that requires uniforms.  On the day he had physical education, he wore his green sweats with shorts underneath.  Later that day I was emptying out his backpack and pulled out his sweats for the wash.  As I took out his sweatpants, a pair of my good underwear fell out of the backpack and on to the floor.  In disbelief I accusingly said, ...

Published on Saturday, November 17, 2007 by Katherine Driving from work to the store, I began to feel the discomfort of a too large lunch and too tight skirt.  I unbuttoned my skirt for a little relief in the car.  You guessed it.  I got to the store, got out of my car and my skirt fell down to my ankles. This was finally topped when I had lost weight, walked through the work cafeteria and had my slip fall right do...

Published on Friday, November 16, 2007 by Katherine OK, so I come by my embarrassing moments honestly.  My mother was recently in a mattress store shopping for a good mattress for the spare bedroom.  As anyone should, she was testing the few she really liked by lying down on them to see which was more comfortable.   Soon, a salesman was walking by with another shopper.  Just as they passed by, my mother rolle...

Published on Thursday, November 15, 2007 by Katherine When I was pregnant with my second child, I was sure to tell my first the truth about the birds and the bees.  When he asked how the baby would come out, I told him.  This came to haunt me a few months later.  We were in the Bread Company store in line, ready to order.  My friendly first child began to introduce himself to the teenage boy behind the counter.  I w...

Published on Thursday, November 15, 2007 by Katherine I remember being in High School and going out with my best friend to the Mall to “check out the boys.”  It was raining that night and I was dressed to kill, in high heels and all.  As we walked through one of the department stores, we passed an elevator just ready to open.  That’s when it happened.  I must have hit a wet spot on the floor and WHAM!... I drop...

Published on Thursday, November 15, 2007 by Katherine Try and top THIS embarrassing moment!  On my way out to pick up lunch, a male co-worker asked if he could tag along to get some as well.  I was more than happy to have the company.  Everything was going just fine until our short time in line.  I was busy talking away while fumbling for the money in my pocket.  As I quickly pulled out my money, a little surprise c...

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