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Gorillas Already A Bit Windy..
Published on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 by Brussels Sprouts are packed with Vitamin C and other healthful ingredients.  But to apes, they sure pack a punch in another way!   In Dudley, the Bornean orang-utans often enjoy local veggies in harvest, donated by nearby markets.  Recently, they have been enjoying fresh Brussels Sprouts.  So much so, that they are tooting their horns in celebration of the Bruss...
Hissssssss!
Published on Thursday, December 11, 2008 by Yesterday I went to Curves and plunked my gym bag down on the bathroom floor – ready to change into my workout clothes.  As I was closing the door I heard a strange hissing sound.  Hisssssssssssssssss….!  Hmmm, what is THAT sound?   I stood for a second, trying to pinpoint the unusual sound.  Hisssssssssss…!!!   And then it hit me.  My young son had ...
Neighbor Goes Squirrely
Published on Thursday, October 2, 2008 by I live in a well established neighborhood that is a nice mix of both young couples and elderly folks.  Some of these older residents have been there forever.  Most are active, friendly and look out for everyone else.  But there are some that have nothing better to do than worry about their neighbors are up to.   Fortunately, our next door neighbor is one of the ...
Pardon me, Ma’am…
Published on Monday, September 29, 2008 by Me and my big mouth.  This is my latest and one of my greatest.  Picture me in an elevator full of women, with a young man standing in the corner.  He said to everyone in the elevator, “Excuse me, have any of you ladies caught a buzz?”  There was TOTAL silence.  No one spoke!  So I finally said as clear as a bell, “Ex-CUSE ME!?!?” (with a bit of attitude...
What are these shrimp-like creatures?
Published on Friday, August 15, 2008 by Can you help to name these shrimp-like creatures?  While we were at Little Island in Sandbridge, located in Virginia Beach, we found these tiny little creatures holding on to the seaweed that was connected to a pier piling under the water. Then we saw they were also out of the water, crawling on the actual piling.  They were longer than shrimp - half like shrimp, ha...
What is this Strange Creature??
Published on Saturday, July 19, 2008 by   While in Corolla, NC, we saw an animal that was very unusual.  We were five houses from the beach, with open space behind us.  In this open space we often see deer, fox and feral cats.  There are also rabbits and snakes.  But we have NO idea what this animal was!   When we first saw it, we thought it was a red fox.  It had short legs, and my moth...
Lookin’ Good for the Ex-Boyfriend!
Published on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 by  On my way to work, I stopped in at a "quickie mart" to grab a cup of coffee.  As I turned the corner, I nearly ran into an OLD BOYFRIEND.  I could not believe it.  Was my hair straight?  How did I look? I talked to him for a good five minutes.  Certain I had impressed him, I got back in my car and started to pull out.  It was when I glanced back through my ...
Don’t Look At My Butt!
Published on Sunday, May 4, 2008 by We all like to think we look fabulous, don't we?  This week I didn't necessarily feel fabulous, but I thought I was dressed neatly - at the minimum. Walking down the hall at work, two ladies behind me said, "Ummm, we hate to tell you this... but you have something on your butt."  Now, it didn't end with a quick brush of the pants to remove an offending piece of lint...
What did they think I was doing, anyway?!
Published on Thursday, April 3, 2008 by This is a great one.  My co-worker and I have just joined Curves together.  This is a workout gym for women just down the street from us - perfect for the lunch hour!  We haven't mentioned it to anyone else - we want to wait until people start noticing the results. Our first day was Monday.  I brought a shirt and pants to change in to once we were there.  Foll...
Another Great Funny Sign!
Published on Monday, March 3, 2008 by   Another fabulous sign from my favorite Chinese food restaurant.  Pictured is the view from the the ordering window.  As you look up, you will see a box stategicaly placed over the cooler, stating, "Keep Forks On Floor."  What?!? Obviously, this is a message about fork lifts... but what makes it so funny is that the restaurant owners thought it would be...
Barf on Board!
Published on Friday, February 22, 2008 by Imagine a trip to the Virgin Islands at only 13 years old.  The sun, the sand, the opportunity to try a Pina Colada… it was a dream come true! Sure enough, when I was in seventh grade my parents took my older brother and me to St. Croix for a family vacation.  There I indeed got to try my first Pina Colada while munching on fried conch as I listened to isla...
Funny Iphone Ringtone with the Wrong Lyrics!
Published on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 by My brother recently got an Iphone, and was discussing which ring tone he would have for each daughter. His youngest, 9, said there was a song she had heard that was "pretty cool" and that she would like to have it as her ring tone. My niece then began to describe the song. "It is about some guy who drinks too much on Fridays and wants to stop. I kind of liked it. By t...
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