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The Bloodiest Birthday EVER
Published on Saturday, December 3, 2011 by It all started innocently enough.  I woke up and began my birthday by driving the kids to school and going to work.  After work, I got the kids back home and decided to do something completely crazy for myself on my special day.  I decided to go to the gym. Perhaps this is where I made my fatal mistake.  By leaving the house.  Or perhaps not.  Maybe it was my s...
Wanna Know What Skate Guts Look Like?
Published on Wednesday, November 30, 2011 by I was the type that would never step on an ant.  I still won’t.  I rescue any critter that flies or crawls in to my house, and attempt to save neighborhood animals I find in need.  As a child, fishing with my parents always led to me whining, “Ohhhhhh… poor fishie!”  And rescue animals?  Let’s just say I can’t count them on two hands, much less four. ...
Jellyfish on Caffeine
Published on Monday, November 21, 2011 by First of all, I miss everyone!  School, BAH.  I have no time at night to get things done, much less enjoy my favorite blogs.  I’m hoping this long weekend will let me indulge.  I can’t wait to see what you are writing about! Speaking of indulgence, I was blessed to have some beach time this weekend in nearly 70 degree weather.  HEAVEN.  While walking I fo...
The F-Bomb And My Wonky Toe
Published on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 by For some, saying the F-Word means nothing more than saying, “Darn!” “Dang” or “Holy Cow!”  What the EFF!?  Holy EFF!  I’m EFFING hungry!  What they EFF are you DOING HERE!?  As a matter of fact, some of my very favorite bloggers use the word on a regular basis.  For them, it sounds perfectly normal.  In fact, a good smattering of the F-Word often ...
Thank Heavens For THAT!
Published on Monday, November 7, 2011 by While packing up the car this weekend, I noticed a little feedback had been left on my back windshield regarding my parenting skills: Funny thing about feedback?  Sometimes the person giving it thinks twice and decides to soften the blow just a tiny bit.  This was apparently the case, as noted by the additions I later found on the glass: Indeed, I am so glad I...
The Suspense Is Terrible.  I Hope It’ll Last.
Published on Wednesday, November 2, 2011 by Video fails.  How is it that people have a camera at the ready when something is about to go seriously wrong?  Crotch hits, trampoline falls and cats slamming in to walls.  What is the secret to shooting these so effortlessly? Now.  Imagine my anguish when I found myself behind a moving truck jammed with boxes, doors actively flying in the wind.  If only I had...
All Hallow’s Eve
Published on Monday, October 31, 2011 by ...
Practice Makes Perfect!
Published on Wednesday, October 26, 2011 by The difference between boys and girls is that my sons never would have gotten this reminder from a teacher: Oh wait, that says FACTS.  Never mind....
Dead Man In Trunk
Published on Monday, October 24, 2011 by Leaving the parking garage, I could not help but laugh.  And of course stop to take a picture! ...
Zombified!
Published on Monday, October 17, 2011 by It might have been the roof rats that came by our house last week.  Or perhaps it was my new pasta recipe.  Or a shampoo just recently purchased? Either way, things are bad over here.  Very... Very… VERY BAD.  I’m afraid we have been…. ZOMBIFIED. If you want to zombie your own family you can have me over to cook or you can download the free Zombi...
I Do Not Want To Save The Ta-Tas
Published on Monday, October 10, 2011 by Before you judge, hear me out. Eighteen years ago, I was pregnant with my first child and my mother’s first grandchild.  At the same time, my mother began her personal battle against breast cancer. When I was eight months along, she had one of her breasts removed.  The first words I heard her say coming out of the anesthesia were, “Is my daughter still pregn...
Women and Vulnerability
Published on Tuesday, October 4, 2011 by Have you ever felt vulnerable, unsafe or sickened by the actions of another?  Sadly, I faced just that yesterday afternoon, leading to not only disbelief but to seething anger as well.  Where do I start? After work, I picked up my daughter and was on my way home when we stopped at a light.  I noticed some activity in the car next to me and turned to look.  Two ...
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