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Day 5: Power
Published on Thursday, April 5, 2012 by And here we are at day five of the photo challenge. I made it! Today's theme?  Power. During PE, I was always the last to be picked.  I was horrible in sports.  Not an ounce of physically fit talent in my body. Today, I work out at the gym three times a week.  In the “men’s section.”  And I’m strong. What do I know now that I didn’t know then?   ...
Photo Challenge for the Challenged
Published on Tuesday, April 3, 2012 by No, not the others in the challenge.  ME! I am participating in my first blog challenge EVAH.  A 30-day photo challenge, no less – and I don’t even have a camera!  Furthermore, this is day four.  How many days have I completed?  None.  Cause that’s just how I roll. But from this day on, it’s a photo a day.  And indeed, as the instructions pointed out,...
If You Won The Lottery
Published on Saturday, March 31, 2012 by What would you do? As of this writing, there are three lucky winners of the largest Mega Millions jackpot in history.  I can't wait to hear their stories! I am not a huge lottery player, but I will get a ticket once or twice a month.  This week I had one ticket for each child, one for me and entered a ten-dollar office lotto pool.  My 18-year-old won two dollar...
Enemas in Miami
Published on Wednesday, March 21, 2012 by Do you know about the lawsuit against Apple for its well-marketed app “Siri?”  You’ve probably seen the commercials: "I gotta get a guitar." "How do I play a B Minor 9th?" "Call me Rock God." Apparently they are being sued by an individual who says the commercial is misleading. Now I don’t have an Iphone, but I do have to say this looks like a super c...
Eyelashes for… CARS?
Published on Sunday, March 18, 2012 by Now, I will be the first to admit that I have bad taste.  Well, a taste for the tacky.  But this?   This is actually a little beyond my own questionable sense of fashion.  Before I took these pictures, I told the car, "Say Cheese!" And you know what?  I think she winked!...
Is Hitchhiking Illegal?
Published on Thursday, March 8, 2012 by   It was initially supposed to be a four-dollar fix.  Or it would have been for anyone else in this world.  But this is me.  Remember… Shoot Me Now? This is how it went down: “Katherine, your left headlight is broken.” I go to the auto supply store during lunch.  I tell the gentleman my make and model. He provides me with a new headlight....
Henna For Hair FAIL
Published on Sunday, March 4, 2012 by Henna for hair.  All natural.  Healthy for your hair.  Makes your hair glossy and strong.  Beautiful red highlights.  Turn my previously red hair back to its beautiful color.  Yup, it all sounded so good on paper. I researched Henna.  I talked to someone who uses it and has a beautiful red head of hair.  I was ready for a change.  And so I did it. Henna is ...
Cody Simpson Makes The Girls Scream
Published on Friday, February 24, 2012 by You are inviting my daughter to a concert?  Her first concert?  And I can go as well?  And it is Cody who??? That is how it started.  My introduction to the young Australian singer and dancer, Cody Simpson.  Picture Justin Bieber, only make him taller.  That is whom we were going to see. When I told my daughter she was going to her first concert, and that th...
How To Make A Taco
Published on Saturday, February 18, 2012 by Taco night happens often in our house.  We have a ground beef pan and a healthy ground chicken pan, along with a counter full of fixings. But of all the times we’ve enjoyed them together, I had never seen the “style” in which my middle son makes his taco creations. Walking in to the kitchen and seeing this taco-making feat sent me in to a fit of laughter.  I...
Twitter Candy Heart Rejects
Published on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 by On Valentine’s Day I found myself in a position of waiting.  No, not waiting for a Valentine's Day gift to arrive, because I never get anything for Valentine’s Day because nobody loves me or wants me because I’m obviously a loser and I’m old and ugly. The real reason I was waiting on Valentine’s Day was simply that I was in a long line.  So I brought up T...
Another Example Of Exemplary Driving In Virginia
Published on Friday, February 10, 2012 by In order to approach this ATM, you must drive around a sharp corner.  As you turn, you are unable to see the drive-thru area.  This made the following especially, well, startling.  There is only one way the arrows point.  Let's just say I was driving along with the arrows.  These people decided they were SPECIAL and drove against the arrows. It's too bad I mis...
And Then He Was Gone
Published on Tuesday, February 7, 2012 by Only fate could have put me behind him. Look at me.  Please turn around and look at me.  I have spent my entire life waiting for this moment.  Pulling up to this car of all cars made me realize that life isn’t a series of random events.  It is not a web of chance, but a carefully spun web of purposeful happening upon happening upon happening.  And it all lead...
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