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		<title>By: Katherine Murray</title>
		<link>http://www.shoot-me-now.com/and-for-my-next-performance/comment-page-1/#comment-20535</link>
		<dc:creator>Katherine Murray</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2011 05:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was not &quot;friends&quot; with the employee but we talked every time I came in... I completely understand why she let me... but looking at what happened, I absolutely see your point... I really should NOT have been mopping!  </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was not &#8220;friends&#8221; with the employee but we talked every time I came in&#8230; I completely understand why she let me&#8230; but looking at what happened, I absolutely see your point&#8230; I really should NOT have been mopping!</p>
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		<title>By: Ape2016</title>
		<link>http://www.shoot-me-now.com/and-for-my-next-performance/comment-page-1/#comment-20499</link>
		<dc:creator>Ape2016</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 14:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow!  Oh, and I would fire any employee that made a customer mop up a mess, I don&#039;t care if they pooped on the floor!  Not that I am in a position to fire people anymore...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow!  Oh, and I would fire any employee that made a customer mop up a mess, I don&#8217;t care if they pooped on the floor!  Not that I am in a position to fire people anymore&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: How to Figure out When you are Old &#124; Shoot Me Now</title>
		<link>http://www.shoot-me-now.com/and-for-my-next-performance/comment-page-1/#comment-15352</link>
		<dc:creator>How to Figure out When you are Old &#124; Shoot Me Now</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Earlier this week I noticed the Dark Mountain Roast was low.  J told me he would be happy to make a new pot.  &#8220;Oh, I can do it,&#8221; I replied.  He laughed and said, &#8220;No, your coffee making privileges have been suspended.&#8221;  This is why. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Earlier this week I noticed the Dark Mountain Roast was low.  J told me he would be happy to make a new pot.  &#8220;Oh, I can do it,&#8221; I replied.  He laughed and said, &#8220;No, your coffee making privileges have been suspended.&#8221;  This is why. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Spilling Coffee On Your Clothes &#124; Shoot Me Now</title>
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		<dc:creator>Spilling Coffee On Your Clothes &#124; Shoot Me Now</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] lunch I had my plastic coffee mug in my hand at 7-11.  I made a joke to the manager about dropping something again.  And then I dropped my cup.  Fortunately it was empty.  The cup hits the floor and [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] lunch I had my plastic coffee mug in my hand at 7-11.  I made a joke to the manager about dropping something again.  And then I dropped my cup.  Fortunately it was empty.  The cup hits the floor and [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Cherie Corey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cherie Corey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:16:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahahaha, I want to say only you, BUT.. I can not in all honesty say that and keep a straight face. Although..?? I could, you would never see me would you, as I am typing on my laptop, wait , think.... No, I dont have a webcam...(Whew Safe).. Ok... Only YOU would do such a thing.. hee hee
Luv ya girl,
Cherie</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahahaha, I want to say only you, BUT.. I can not in all honesty say that and keep a straight face. Although..?? I could, you would never see me would you, as I am typing on my laptop, wait , think&#8230;. No, I dont have a webcam&#8230;(Whew Safe).. Ok&#8230; Only YOU would do such a thing.. hee hee<br />
Luv ya girl,<br />
Cherie</p>
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