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  • Rats in Party Hats Rats in Party Hats Published on Monday, July 28, 2014 by
    Dusty Jr. Poor kitty not only has the name of a cat that “is no longer,” but has been called a boy’s name for several months. Indeed, DUSTY, as we call HER now, looks just like a feral male cat that several locals fed and took care of for many years in Corolla. At the beginning of...
  • viagra generic canada discount Kids are Stupid Published on Wednesday, July 23, 2014 by
    No, seriously. Kids can be really stupid. That includes your kids, my kids, your nieces, nephews or any shorties you happen to know. And it also includes you and me at some point in our lives. Thank goodness we are all here to tell about it. I am referring to that one time when a child ...
  • Shaggy Dog Stories Shaggy Dog Stories Published on Wednesday, July 16, 2014 by
    My father was a great joke teller. His specialty? Shaggy dog stories. I thought I had heard most of his jokes. Until last weekend when my mother alluded to one of his jokes that didn’t ring a bell. (Those of you who are well versed in shaggy dog stories will catch that little gem I ju...
  • Deer Smiles and Super Moons Deer Smiles and Super Moons Published on Sunday, July 13, 2014 by
    Every Sunday while driving away from Corolla I think back on all the adventures we had over a short day and a half. Not once do I take any moment for granted. Here is a bit of this past weekend in pictures. Now that my kids are old enough to say, “Don’t take my picture!” I am forced...
  • My Whirlwind Vacation My Whirlwind Vacation Published on Tuesday, July 8, 2014 by
    Or should I say… “my hurricane vacation?” Because my family vacation had a hurricane tucked in it. Let me share the following quote: “The National Hurricane Center said Arthur is the earliest hurricane to hit North Carolina since records began in 1851. The previous record was July...
  • The Best Product for 3B Curly Hair is… The Best Product for 3B Curly Hair ... Published on Monday, June 23, 2014 by
    NOTHING! At least if you are me. Because my hair is STUPID.  Course. Curly. Thick. Dry. For curly haired girls like me, it is ALL ABOUT THE PRODUCT. Over the last few months I have been on a crusade to find the ultimate product for “3B” hair. Nothing will tame it. Nothing will defr...
  • How NOT to keep your Job at McDonald’s How NOT to keep your Job at McDonal... Published on Tuesday, June 17, 2014 by
    Leaving Corolla after two trips to the beach had my daughter and I parched. I treated myself to a skinny Oprah iced chai, while she was craving a “coke no ice.” It was the weekend, so why not? The only place nearby with soda was McDonalds. I don’t think I have been to a McDonald�...
  • Talcumgate Talcumgate Published on Wednesday, June 11, 2014 by
    Sometimes the innocent find themselves victims of a crime in the most unexpected of places. In the very places where they expect the most safety… the most privacy. One minute they are going about their business and the next…..?  Victims of a tragic and horrific crime. Yesterday I beg...
  • INSERT SIGH OF RELIEF HERE INSERT SIGH OF RELIEF HERE Published on Monday, June 9, 2014 by
    <INSERT SIGH OF RELIEF HERE> In the last month or so, I have spent weeks on intensive spring cleaning, had guests stay at my house, lost my trusty van, rode the light rail to work, finally got my van back, was dissed by extended "family", spent countless hours helping with end of ...
  • FUN! FUN! Published on Friday, May 30, 2014 by
    Here we are at the end of the month, meaning it is time for the 'Lilhoohaa photo challenge post.  This month's subject is FUN! 1.  Last weekend my son went surfing.  As he paddled out, I saw that three children were watching him intently, as if they had never seen a surfer before.  On...
  • The Long Lonely Ride The Long Lonely Ride Published on Wednesday, May 28, 2014 by
    You can call me Queen of the Tide, if you like. Because that is what I have been for the last few weeks. I knew it was coming to this… I just didn’t know when. For this month, much to my dismay, my first minivan died and I now have to take the light rail. In the meantime, my good frie...
  • Spring Cleaning Spring Cleaning Published on Monday, May 26, 2014 by
    Sometimes you just have to put everything aside and take care of business.  Like the internet and blog posts and everything else you enjoy.  And that is what I have been doing… taking care of business.  The benefits far outweigh what I have pushed myself through, but boy oh boy what...
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